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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via orgasm)


gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

(via pizza)


primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via orgasm)


burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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(via pizza)


versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via orgasm)


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